Have an Anti-Covid Christmas
Nov. 21st, 2020 09:22 amCN: COVID-19 Pandemic
I had thought it was getting close to time to remind everybody of my non-rapey version of "Baby It's Cold Outside" when another holiday song rewrite struck me.
So here, have a 2020 version of "Holly Jolly Christmas":
Have an Anti-Covid Christmas (2020)
Have an Anti-Covid Christmas!
It’s a different kind of year.
There’ll be Zoom, and lots of room
Between our friends and here.
Have an Anti-Covid Christmas,
And when you must go to town,
Say a friendly word, your face cover’d
To keep the virus down.
Oh, ho, pick up the phone;
Call the ones you miss.
They’d love to hear from you.
Say “We’ll get through this!”
Have an Anti-Covid Christmas,
And in case you didn’t hear:
Oh by golly don’t give anybody Covid
This year!
(Have an Anti-Covid Christmas!
It’s a different kind of year.)
Have an Anti-Covid Christmas,
And buy all your gifts online.
Spread some glee and ship touch-free,
And everyone’s just fine.
Oh, ho, pick up the phone;
Call the ones you miss.
They’d love to hear from you.
Say “We’ll get through this!”
Have an Anti-Covid Christmas,
And in case you didn’t hear:
Oh by golly don’t give anybody Covid
This year!
I had thought it was getting close to time to remind everybody of my non-rapey version of "Baby It's Cold Outside" when another holiday song rewrite struck me.
So here, have a 2020 version of "Holly Jolly Christmas":
Have an Anti-Covid Christmas (2020)
Have an Anti-Covid Christmas!
It’s a different kind of year.
There’ll be Zoom, and lots of room
Between our friends and here.
Have an Anti-Covid Christmas,
And when you must go to town,
Say a friendly word, your face cover’d
To keep the virus down.
Oh, ho, pick up the phone;
Call the ones you miss.
They’d love to hear from you.
Say “We’ll get through this!”
Have an Anti-Covid Christmas,
And in case you didn’t hear:
Oh by golly don’t give anybody Covid
This year!
(Have an Anti-Covid Christmas!
It’s a different kind of year.)
Have an Anti-Covid Christmas,
And buy all your gifts online.
Spread some glee and ship touch-free,
And everyone’s just fine.
Oh, ho, pick up the phone;
Call the ones you miss.
They’d love to hear from you.
Say “We’ll get through this!”
Have an Anti-Covid Christmas,
And in case you didn’t hear:
Oh by golly don’t give anybody Covid
This year!