Have an Anti-Covid Christmas

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CN: COVID-19 Pandemic

I had thought it was getting close to time to remind everybody of my non-rapey version of "Baby It's Cold Outside" when another holiday song rewrite struck me.

So here, have a 2020 version of "Holly Jolly Christmas":

Have an Anti-Covid Christmas (2020)

Have an Anti-Covid Christmas!
It’s a different kind of year.
There’ll be Zoom, and lots of room
Between our friends and here.

Have an Anti-Covid Christmas,
And when you must go to town,
Say a friendly word, your face cover’d
To keep the virus down.

Oh, ho, pick up the phone;
Call the ones you miss.
They’d love to hear from you.
Say “We’ll get through this!”

Have an Anti-Covid Christmas,
And in case you didn’t hear:
Oh by golly don’t give anybody Covid
This year!

(Have an Anti-Covid Christmas!
It’s a different kind of year.)

Have an Anti-Covid Christmas,
And buy all your gifts online.
Spread some glee and ship touch-free,
And everyone’s just fine.

Oh, ho, pick up the phone;
Call the ones you miss.
They’d love to hear from you.
Say “We’ll get through this!”

Have an Anti-Covid Christmas,
And in case you didn’t hear:
Oh by golly don’t give anybody Covid
This year!