Fanfic: Granny Syrup's Charms for Ladies

I just stopped worrying and posted the Zelda fic.

Granny Syrup's Charms for Ladies (3098 words) by foxinthestars
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Characters: Link (Legend of Zelda), Malon (Legend of Zelda), Syrup (Legend of Zelda), Ezlo (Legend of Zelda)
Additional Tags: One more sidequest before the dungeon, (mostly) Silent Protagonist, cartoon violence, Sex Ed topics, all pretty innocent though, trigger warning: embarrassment

Summary:
Trouble at Lon Lon Ranch sends Link on a sidequest to discover Witch Syrup’s secret basement inventory, but even once he makes it in, just what it is she’s selling down there is a puzzle to him.

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