Leave Hell on their Machine

I discovered a life-hack for calling your congress critters while socially anxious:

Call outside of office hours. That way you get to leave a message even if you're noping out of talking to a staffer.

Apropos of HELL YES PLEASE DO THIS WHAT IN GODS' NAMES DO THEY EVEN THINK THEY'RE DOING UP THERE WITH THAT DEFINITELY LYING POSSIBLY RAPIST.

PS, the Bernie people will make it extra easy.