Dracula Cult Online

I'm back to not posting enough.

Regarding the Castlevania fanfic universe, I just greatly amused myself with the high probability that Graham Jones' cult would have a website. Just imagine the DraculaResurrection.org FAQ page...

Q: Isn't Dracula evil?
A: In this fallen world, good and evil are illusions created by the powerful. They must be swept away by the purifying power of chaos.

Q: Isn't Dracula dead? Well, you know what I mean.
A: As long as dark desires exist in human hearts, Dracula will always return.

Q: How can I help resurrect Dracula?
A: See our Action page or click "Contribute" to support the resurrection of Dracula.

Q: What is a human? updated!
A: A miserable pile of secrets. But enough talk! Join our mailing list!

(I can't remember enough else from Drac's crackpot philosophical speeches over the years. Doing fanfic, it's a bit of a challenge to tease a coherent continuity of character for him out of all those weird episodes.)